Saturday, June 2, 2012

fuck

thinspo

bullshit

forever

zero-girl:

guess who is the best ever at junk collecting? guess who is moving and needs to get rid of all the junk? (hint: both = me.) so, lucky for you guys i’ll be doing one neato themed giveaway per month for the next couple of months to get rid of some of my cooler stuff. june’s giveaway is a particularly cool one! 5 pairs of rad socks!
one pair of black frilly socks
one pair of lavender frilly socks
one pair of smiley daisy sheer socks
one pair of “boys: go away!” socks
one pair of glittery “loud and proud” socks
all you have to do to win is reblog this. likes don’t count (you betta werk!), and if you ain’t followin’ me, you ain’t winning, ya hear? these neato socks need to go to a pal, ya know? if you’re a giveaway blog, you’re not gonna win, cause you’re a boring cheater jerk. i will announce the winner on june 16th so have your ask boxes open!

WANT SO BAD

zero-girl:

guess who is the best ever at junk collecting? guess who is moving and needs to get rid of all the junk? (hint: both = me.) so, lucky for you guys i’ll be doing one neato themed giveaway per month for the next couple of months to get rid of some of my cooler stuff. june’s giveaway is a particularly cool one! 5 pairs of rad socks!

  • one pair of black frilly socks
  • one pair of lavender frilly socks
  • one pair of smiley daisy sheer socks
  • one pair of “boys: go away!” socks
  • one pair of glittery “loud and proud” socks

all you have to do to win is reblog this. likes don’t count (you betta werk!), and if you ain’t followin’ me, you ain’t winning, ya hear? these neato socks need to go to a pal, ya know? if you’re a giveaway blog, you’re not gonna win, cause you’re a boring cheater jerk. i will announce the winner on june 16th so have your ask boxes open!

WANT SO BAD

no no no no

insatiable-wander-lust:

andcacophonytriumphs:

insatiable-wander-lust:

“fatkini”s shouldn’t exist, they shouldn’t make bikini tops / bottomsin XXXXXXXXL. thanks for the reverse thinspo but holy god, there’s gonna be hella beached whales up on land this summer.  I’m gonna vom. 

lol, i WISH they made bikinis in 8x. unfortunately having even a 2x or 3x at most places is a triumph.

AVERT YO EYES MOTHAFUCKA

In other news, I’m making a fatkini, asap. Might not make it out of the house, but I might show myself to the internet, SO THERE.

Fun fact to all the fatties who are like “I’m gonna wear mine to the beach so THERE” 1. I don’t go to the beach seeing as the jersey shore is gross even without obese people. So enjoy the sand in your rolls. 2. God forbid you come to the pool I work at (I swim in the one at my house, no you’re not invited so I’m safe) I’m the lifeguard and I can determine what constitutes as too “inappropriate or revealing” and I’d ask you to kindly cover up while secretly loving it. (inb4 thin privilege, if a thin girl was running around with too much skin flopping out I’d do the same thing, however thin girls don’t tend to flop / jiggle and have their giant nipples fall out so… Yeah…. Cry about it).

SAND IN MAH ROLLS

i saw a girl at hyperion today.

She was wearing awesome zebra print shorts and awesome puffy pigtails and had lots of decora bracelets and barrettes on and she was fat and so cute! I really wanted to tell her how awesome her outfit was, but I didn’t have the balls. :( Now I feel bad. 

I was a decora as a teenager. And I know I would’ve loved for somebody to tell me I looked awesome. Cause most people just thought I was some sort of idiot for dressing like that.

IF YOU’RE LISTENING, YOU LOOKED AWESOME.

no no no no

insatiable-wander-lust:

“fatkini”s shouldn’t exist, they shouldn’t make bikini tops / bottomsin XXXXXXXXL. thanks for the reverse thinspo but holy god, there’s gonna be hella beached whales up on land this summer.  I’m gonna vom. 

lol, i WISH they made bikinis in 8x. unfortunately having even a 2x or 3x at most places is a triumph.

AVERT YO EYES MOTHAFUCKA

In other news, I’m making a fatkini, asap. Might not make it out of the house, but I might show myself to the internet, SO THERE.

Friday, June 1, 2012

(Source: nancyishappy)

witchoftimeandspace:

I’m always terrified to blog something even remotely related to race/gender/etc. because oh god tumblr but

Can we take a moment to appreciate that the most beloved and well-written friendship on television right now is between two men of color? Who also (arguably, I guess) happen to be the two best characters on their show?

how do i human being

pls

Thursday, May 31, 2012
groovyfuneral:

GPOY